I got you some Buff Girl Cap and Bucky ok
There is a light in all of us.
twilight au where they all work at Taco Bell. Bella is the worst drive-through attendant ever to exist. Edward is a gross stoner who lives in a basement who memorizes her schedule so he can use her discount to buy burritos. jacob doesn’t know what a quesadilla is and everyone someone tries to order one he cries. Alice is the only one allowed to use the sour cream gun.
More ice cream!
- thought napoleon bonaparte was cool
- talks to cabbages
- left a 15 page letter on his love interests garden bench
- best friend is elderly plant man
- once wore a highly unfashionable green/black combo
- qualified to be a lawyer (bahorel will tell u that this is v problematic)
- likes the smell of old mens handkerchiefs
"I definitely like performing to a crowd that’s there to see a female hero." — Natalia Kills.
honestly just google the lyrics to girls/girls/boys and you’ll understand
they’re like… definitely not defensible lol but as usual tumblr’s backlash is just telling people not to listen to or like them which isn’t helping anybody