"i was so worried, i baked a whole cake. and then i ate a whole cake." | broad city

broad city

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me rn


(Source: winterscoming)

where no one has gone before
physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass
via: oscarwilde


the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

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oscarwilde replied to your post “oscarwilde replied to your post “it’s asjdt;satjklr;t it’s so funny bc…”

alice has given up on me she just tells me to go to church now

me too but y’know it’s out of love 


i’m not even tired but if i don’t sleep now i’m going to end up staying up all night and like…… school 

oscarwilde replied to your post “it’s asjdt;satjklr;t it’s so funny bc i spend all day on twitter…”

youre like the classiest and least rpf person i talk to on twitter and i talk to dozens of people on twitter, you are the guiding light, we dont deserve you

tbh this testimonial should rightfully go to alice but thanks 


graceebooks replied to your post: it’s way too late for me to still be a…

everything is different now


graceebooks let's talk about people with bad star trek opinions again sometime

it’s way too late for me to still be awake

if you read this in the morning let's all just pretend it never happened

follow me on twitter im joolabee there as well

!! i’m teethdreams 

joolabee i'm also throamtweets but we can discuss that later

i’ve already lost two followers and i’m like thanks, i know 

i would pay grace to go through my twitter and respond in extremely harsh terms to everyone rps tweet i make and i would be happy about it 


i fully acknowledge that it’s not cool at all don’t worry

the thread i’m grasping to right now

via: graceebooks
i'll shipshame anyone i'll shipshame myself

it’s asjdt;satjklr;t

it’s so funny bc i spend all day on twitter being the LEAST rpf person i am the moral compass 

and then i talk about it on here and immediately get totally shamed 

which i deserve! it's all true!